Decorated police dog charged with evidence tampering

This is satire from the Onion.

Chips had only been promoted to staff sergeant less than 24 hours earlier when his police comrades implicated him in a series of felony misconduct charges. As a result his human co-workers have been cleared of various charges.

Narcotics detective Charles Mitchell said: "It's really heartbreaking to see a good dog you admire and respect go down like this," Chips had previously been commended for bravery a total of eight times. Now he faces charges such as harassment and evidence tampering.

Mitchell went on:"I felt really conflicted about turning evidence on him, but he was somehow able to steal 18 pounds of marijuana from a bust we worked together and then hide it in my garage, so what was I supposed to do?" For the rest see this site.