George Washington on George Bush and the Iraq war

The Onion often has good satirical pieces. I just hope it doesn't turn out 50 percent of the US people think that this is for real!

Retired Gen. George Washington Criticizes Bush's Handling Of Iraq War

June 6, 2007 | The ONION Issue 43•23

WASHINGTON, DC—Breaking a 211-year media silence, retired Army Gen.
George Washington appeared on NBC's Meet the Press Sunday to speak out
against many aspects of the way the Iraq war has been waged.

Washington likens Vice President Cheney to controversial British
Chancellor of the Exchequer and Stamp Act architect George Greenville.

Washington, whose appearance marked the first time the military leader
and statesman had spoken publicly since his 1796 farewell address in
Philadelphia, is the latest in a string of retired generals stepping
forward to criticize the Iraq war.

"This entire military venture has been foolhardy and of ill design,"
said Washington, dressed in his customary breeches and frilly cravat.
"The manifold mistakes committed by this president in Iraq carry grave
consequences, and he who holds the position of commander in chief has
the responsibility to right those wrongs."

Washington noted that while Saddam Hussein was an indefensible tyrant,
that alone did not justify a "conflict that seems without design or
end."

"The Iraqi people did suffer greatly under unjust rule," Washington
said. "But in truth, it is the duty of any people that wishes to be
free to fight for its own independence. Had France meddled in our
revolution beyond the guidance and material assistance they provided,
I should think similar unrest would have darkened our nation's
earliest hours."

Washington made the cable news rounds, telling Wolf Blitzer that the
war was a "tragic mistake for our nation."

The Virginia-born Revolutionary War veteran and national-capital
namesake also expressed his worry over the state of the American
militia, the unchecked powers of the executive branch, and the lack of
a congressional declaration of war.

"The very genius of the American presidency is that it is an office
held by an elected representative of the people, not by a monarch who
can rule by fiat and enact policy at will," Washington said.

The retired general asserted that many of the current problems in Iraq
could easily have been predicted by wiser civilian leadership.

"I can say from personal experience that even a malnourished force
with feet clad in rags should not be underestimated, even by a far
superior power," added Washington, who has disavowed further
comparison between the Iraqi insurgency and the American colonists.
"There is nothing a committed fighting force cannot accomplish if
bolstered by the strength of its convictions."

Washington's critical comments echo those of other retired generals,
including Maj. Gen. John Batiste and former NATO Supreme Allied
Commander Wesley Clark, who attacked Bush's Iraq policy in a series of
television ads run by political action committee VoteVets.org during
the 2006 midterm elections.

"We're very happy that someone of General Washington's stature is
speaking out," said Jon Soltz, cofounder and chairman of VoteVets.org.
"He has impeccable conservative credentials, extensive foreign policy
experience, is a true citizen-soldier with a proven commitment to his
country, and, if that's not enough to get Bush to listen, he's the
face on the dollar bill."

However, White House response to the former general's criticism was
swift and sharp. Spokesman Tony Fratto dismissed Washington as
"increasingly irrelevant" and "a relic" who "made some embarrassing
gaffes" during his own military career, such as the Continental Army's
near destruction in the Battle of Long Island in 1776.

"The general's reckless and irresponsible comments show that he
clearly does not understand the realities of 21st-century warfare,"
Fratto said.

Conservative pundits moved quickly to discredit the decorated general.

"I don't care who you are—or if you cannot tell a lie—it's
un-American
to question the president in a time of war," Sean Hannity said on his
radio program Monday. "Plus, I find it very interesting that a man who
owned slaves and sold hemp thinks he's entitled to give our Commander
in Chief lessons on how to run a war."

Toward the end of his Meet the Press interview, Washington expressed
fears for the future of Iraq, Middle East policy, and America itself.

"These convoluted foreign adventures were not what I envisaged for my
young nation," Washington said. "Certainly the citizens of the
republic deserve better than this. Had I but known this was the fated
course of my country, I might not have found the strength to liberate
Her from the mantle of King George."
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